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I'm Not The Bigger Person, I Will Poop On Your Windshield!

I'm Not The Bigger Person, I Will Poop On Your Windshield!

Regular price $29.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $29.99 USD
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  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Introducing the Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, a must-have for those who love to express their unique personality! This comfy and stylish t-shirt features a playful design that adds a fun twist to any outfit, making it perfect for casual outings or laid-back gatherings with friends. The classic fit and crew neckline provide a relaxed yet polished look that suits all body types. Whether you're sharing a laugh at a party or just lounging at home, this tee will bring a smile to your face. Ideal for gift-giving occasions like birthdays or holidays, it appeals to those who appreciate quirky humor and want to showcase it with flair. Celebrate life’s lighter moments and make this shirt your go-to choice for any casual event!

Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances visual appeal.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and adds comfort.
- Made from smooth, durable fabric ideal for vibrant printing.
- Ethically produced with US cotton for sustainability.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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